A BIG Hello and congratulations on your nomination to be Vice President of the United States of America. Wow! That's a biggie! Since we haven't seen much of you (but what we have seen -- well, lookin' good!!) I thought I might hit on a couple of things that Charlie Gibson (that ol' softie, makes me wanna knick him in the chin) might not get to this week.
The first question, well, it's a toughie. Sorry. That ol' pesky Roe v. Wade thang. Since we finally got away from those nasty coat hangers and back street butchers, do you really think we want to part with reproductive alternatives all that fast? Now, I know, we should ALL be able to bounce two babies (and there will be two) on our knees, answer the RED phone, fire the secretary of state AND never let our first dude forget he's a man but you know, gov (mind if I call you gov?), just because we should all be able to do that, does it mean we have to? I mean can't we have a -- a ---- choice? OHHHH SORRY. I did not mean to say that dirty six letter word. SOOORRY :) I won't do that again. Don't go getting all pit-bully on me now. Geez, it was just a question.
Oh, just wanted to give you a tip. When thinking foreign policy, think about your pretty ears. Not your enchanting eyes. Because it is EAR-rack and EAR-ran and not EYE-rack and EYE ran. You are focusing on the wrong organ. You are very welcome in advance!! I am sure at this point you can use all the foreign policy tips you can get LOL. Oh, geez. Relax, gov, don't get so defensive. Oh, yes you are! You should see your face right now. That soft little grin looks like it's gonna take out my jugular. Good thing you'd only be biting into a computer!!!
Just a reminder - Foreign policy ? Think Ears. That's all you really need to know!!
Now, since you people up there in Alaska seem to reproduce like rabbits, well at least in YOUR household (just kidding, kind of LOL), you all are gonna need a lot of fuel to keep you warm. I would like to hear what you think we should do after we blasted the North Slope and all that stuff is gone. God, you are going to be in such a bad mood when that happens. First dude'll be spending alot of time down at the watering hole LOL.
The Mortgage Crisis? I think you just better ignore this one, gov. It involves the middle class, and you know they are a bunch of bleeding heart Volvo driving nutcases. They over leveraged their houses and now they are all sad and depressed. Same thing with health care. Just tell them to buck up. If they get whiny, give them the same look you gave Levi after finding out the Blessed News!! That's it!! Ms Pitbull with Lipstick!!! That a girl!! I knew you could do it.
If you need any other suggestions, I am right here, feel free to stop by any time. Good luck with Charlie, and tell him I said hi.
PS: here and here!! What fun!! Everyone's writing about you!!